AsianPersuasion
Wednesday, May 07, 2003
“You’re different, I like you a lot…”
For those of you single women out there….this line should be a familiar one… and if you’ve never heard this line…you are either not interested in men or don’t go to bars.
Personally, I have come to believe that all man-whores of the world (no matter what country they are from) are reading from the same “How to get a girl in bed” manual. Do they all get together on a regular basis and exchange notes? THEY ARE ALL THE SAME! I just find myself laughing out loud when I hear these conversational gems *cough cough*. Ok, so the words change…but the message is the same…here’s a different version for example, “I’m really falling for you, I haven’t felt this way about anyone before.” Unfortunately for them…I see right through this. It’s so weird that they actually think this will convince a girl to drop her panties…*blink blink*
I mean, for real…I just feel sorry for insecure women out there….they inevitably fall victim at the hands of these malevolent dudes…thinking that the guys really do care more about “what’s inside” the girl's heart, rather than what’s inside her GapBody thong!
Maybe I'm being a bit cynical...and perhaps boys really do mean it when they say, "I like you a lot," in the first 24 hours of knowing you (it's not like us girls wouldn't LOVE to believe them)...but if you are in doubt...here's just a little suggestion to my fellow singletons…when you hear these words from a guy you've only just met (and he is hoping to sex-it-up with you)…smile nicely…give him the biggest hickey you’ve ever seen and walk out the door...
